so i ended up sleeping all day instead of working, so now i’m even more behind than i was
you guys should order some Human Kitten records from me because they’re really fucking good and i’m putting tons of effort into them
everyone who orders anything tonight while i work gets a free Get Sad Cat back patch
ok that’s cool
Dude you need to eat more ice cream. I know because I eat ice cream every day and I know some ice cream would help you.
if you are an averagely mooded person, and you say you wish you were me because you wish you were as “talented” as me, please appreciate the brain you have been blessed with, because i would personally trade any and all of my ability to create anything that could be considered art just for the chance to ever look forward to waking up in the morning
there is no reward for trying to be a good person other than the vague reassurance that you might not be a bad person in the eyes of others